18 – Formal Diniquette

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18 - Formal Diniquette
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Which fork do you use? On which shoulder do you wear your napkin? Which makeup products can you apply at the table? Become a formal dining pro in 30 minutes or less.

17 – Introductiquette

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17 - Introductiquette
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Ah, one of humanity’s oldest anxiety-inducing daily occurrences: the introduction. Every society has their version of what’s proper upon meeting someone for the first time. And then there’s what Kelly and Laura talk about.

16 – Let’s get hiiigh-giene

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16 - Let's get hiiigh-giene
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Good hygiene is good etiquette. Listen to this short and sweet episode where we discuss a brief history of bathing, using Lysol on your vagina, and washing your goddamn hands.

15 – Autiquette

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15 - Autiquette
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In this eye-opening episode, Kelly and Laura talk to Dallas and Kristin about autism etiquette. Both are mothers of autistic children, and Dallas herself is autistic. They share some of their experiences and answer questions you may have wondered, too.

14 – Giftiquette

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It’s the time of year of giving and receiving, but it’s not always straightforward. Kelly and Laura discuss some of the finer points of being a gracious recipient and a thoughtful gifter.

13 – Bar Etiquette

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You’ve probably had experience ordering a drink, but what is it like to be on the other side of the bar? We shake things up this episode with master bartender, Lisa who states she’s in the business of helping you party.

12 – Massage Etiquette

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When we asked massage therapist, Melonye, for advice on massage etiquette, we had no idea what we were in for!

11 – Home for the Holidays Etiquette

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Oh, the holidays! A time for tradition and gathering. We all WANT them to be happy holidays, but sometimes that’s a struggle! Guest Makayla brings along her southern grace to help with advice on how to handle those get-togethers that could go off the rails. 

Miniquette 2: Bonus Song

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Miniquette 2: Bonus Song







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A very special bonus episode in which Laura sings her original song, “Very Important White Businessman.” Fingers crossed we don’t lose her to Broadway!

10 – Office Etiquette

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Sharing refrigerators, clipping nails, and more! We bring on funny lady, Max, to talk about how to act in the office.